Dynomite!!!

Next time Mr. Obama is asked about foreign policy, he should look directly into the camera, pause a brief moment to collect his thoughts, then softly speak the word 'dy-no-mite'.

Bargaining

If employees can not have someone bargain for them on their behalf, neither can companies. The CEO/president of a company has to negotiate with each employee face to face.

Lying

I will make it illegal to espouse beliefs that can be incontrovertibly proven false.

Born in the USA

If you believe I wasn't born here, don't vote for me. Better yet, if you believe I wasn't born here AND you fashion yourself a constitutionalist, go ahead and vote for me and rest assured that the courts will show me to be a fraud and find everything I've done to be as invalid as your stupid opinions.